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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2012|02:16 am]
[I am at |coffee]
[I feel |bouncycoffee]
[I hear |coffee]

For future reference, if you ever feel the need to mix your meds with coffee containing a 100000 shots of espresso, don’t.

You won’t be able to sit still and you’ll end up power walking around your house.

When power walking gets tiring and you feel the need to go out and grab supper, you will then realize that you are stupid enough to surrender your house keys, car keys and wallet to your mom in a rather pathetic attempt to put yourself on house arrest so you can save money.

Then you will watch 2 hours worth of One Direction videos and weep over the fact that you’re watching 2 hours worth of One Direction videos.

& then before you finally crash after that massive caffeine high, you will compose a blog entry from a second person perspective so people will think all of this is hypothetical.

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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2011|02:56 am]
It's like I post something on here once every year. And plus the only reason I'm here is because I was mesmerized by my Evan Peters icon.

And to end off, here, have gifs of Justin Bieber and Evan Peter's being flawless humans.
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My response to the second gif (only because Bieber is not 18 yet):
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I hope that answers your question, Tate.

Well then. By the end of this post, most of you should be rethinking your friendship with me.

Gossip Girl
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2010|02:37 pm]
I can't get over it. Still laughing after rewatching the video like 20 times.
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Some more words of wisdom.
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& he continues to remain sexy.
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Okay that's it.
Very insightful post, I know.
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2010|03:24 pm]
Who told him he could be this cute?
I've been whoring him out on my Twitter and Tumblr.
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Not a pedophile. It's just 2 damn years. It's like a thirty year old liking a 28 year old. You wouldn't bitch about that, would you?!

...But if you still insist on that then FINE I'M A GRADE A PEDOPHILE.
BRB while I go search for Cody Simpson/Greyson Chance then.

(no subject) [Aug. 9th, 2008|02:44 am]
Am I considered dysfunctional if I am not the slight bit attracted or madly in love with Edward Cullen after reading Twilight?
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