For future reference, if you ever feel the need to mix your meds with coffee containing a 100000 shots of espresso, don’t.

You won’t be able to sit still and you’ll end up power walking around your house.

When power walking gets tiring and you feel the need to go out and grab supper, you will then realize that you are stupid enough to surrender your house keys, car keys and wallet to your mom in a rather pathetic attempt to put yourself on house arrest so you can save money.

Then you will watch 2 hours worth of One Direction videos and weep over the fact that you’re watching 2 hours worth of One Direction videos.

& then before you finally crash after that massive caffeine high, you will compose a blog entry from a second person perspective so people will think all of this is hypothetical.